EXCLUSIVE: Experts set out plans for what would ­happen if we crash out of the bloc

14:47 03/02/2019 ~ London, UK.

Experts have warned UFO’s could attack the UK if the UK was to ‘crash out’ of the EU.

Pictured: Prime Minister Theresa May worried about greys

‘We’re worried Brexit will cause aliens to attack us from Alpha Centauri if we were to leave the EU without a deal’, warned anonymous experts on Thursday.

Pictured: London in 2020 after a hard Brexit.

Pictured: Flag of the German Union

Guy Verhofstadt mentioned that he was late for his 6-course lunch.
‘“For the first time this week the UK Prime Minister Theresa May openly called to reopen the Withdrawal Agreement. The UK government then explicitly supported the amendment.”

Pictured: Guy Verhofstadt – Member of the European Parliament

Back in October 2018 we learned the UK could face a national toilet roll emergency if we were to crash out of the EU. Boris Johnson coined the phrase ‘bog roll Brexit’ – Boris was also worried about a possible shortage of hair conditioner.

In November we learned there could be a huge Mars bar shortage from the UK ‘in weeks’. Dianne Abbott implied such a national emergency could warrant the use of Nuclear Weapons to attack Mars, but Jeremy refused to push the button stating he was worried about ‘Starbursts’.

Pictured: Jean-Claude Juncker- President of the European Commission

‘Keep the money flowing’ said the President of the European Commission. ‘We’ll need to call on the French and German taxpayers to finance my private plane and tax-free salary if the UK leaves’ he said swallowing his third class of austerity Château Latour.

What are your thoughts on an alien invasion of the UK? 👽